Svatý grál všech kreativců

Vymýšlet slogany je otrava, a navíc lze jen těžko přijít s něčím novým, když už všechno bylo vymyšleno (a recyklace není legrace). Přenechme to proto strojům! Použijte Sloganajzr! Stačí zadat slovo, které má být předmětem sloganu a jak říkají Francouzi, vojalá, je tu slogan.

Zkusil jsem zadat své jméno a mezi mé favoritní slogany patří:

The Spirit of Jakub!
Jakub, to hell with the rest!
Do it with Jakub!
Jaukb makes dreams come true!
Jakub - One name. One legend.

Co víc říct? Snad jen, že je to Jakubtastic!

Lepší než Transformers II

Blíží se Vánoce, období bujarých večírků a třídenních kocovin

I've gotta feeling
Like last night wasn't such a good night
Because my head really doesn't feel right
And god dammit the sun is too too bright
My leg is bleeding
And my clothes smell like they might ignite
And I guess at some point I stole a kite
And my girlfriend and I had a huge huge fight.

My brains on fire.
Drank way too much.
Swallow an Advil then throw it up.
Can't find my cell phone oh there it is.
It's in the toaster 12 messages?

I know you've ignored my call because you made out with Karen. Don't lie, Rachel saw.
I hate you. Don't call me you sad sack of shit.
By the way to get even I showed Mike my tits.

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
So that was bad; I messed up.
But Karen Patrick? Damn that girl is -- HOT!
This must be her; well done monsieur.
Oh Karen Blatt? I'm going to throw up again!

Like today is going to be a long day.
God I wished McD's had a buffet
And I increasingly think I broke my leg
Because I can't feel it
And I barely remember a slight break.

Holy crap it's my mom what do I say because I can't let her take my car far away.

Last night was fun (drank)
I studied hard (don't be a bitch)
I wrote an essay (published)
About the bar (Shakespeare's gay)
I went to bed early (Beer run)
I'm eating right (this food is so good)
Another call mom; I love you too.
Hey pumpkin bear (sup)
I messed up. I drank tequila. (What the hell)
It fucked me -- up
I love you Gina (Karen Blatt?)
I made mistakes
Wait I did what?
Now I remember again.

I caught Mike, threw a punch,
Thought that he dropped. (dropped dropped dropped dropped)
He got up grabbed a bat too drunk to block. (block block block block)
Hit my leg really hard blacked out from shock. (shock shock shock shock)
Woke up here now I know so let's start from the top. (top top top top)

I gotta feeling
That last night was a friggin' great night
And I got in a really sweet fight
And above all I now own an awesome kite.

True story

Komu dát důvěru a lásku?
Koho nic k zradě nepohne?
Kdo vsadil by nás do obrázku,
skočil by pro nás do ohně?
Kdo neroztrousí o nás klepy?
Kdo k našim chybám bude slepý?
Kdo strpí naše nálady,
s kým nemůžem být neradi?
Věříte, že vás někdy nebe
tak blízkou duší obdaří?
Můj velectěný čtenáři,
milujte jednoduše... sebe!
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